Saturday, 19 April 2014

Animated Shorts-NEW SERIES


Hey Guys,

Its the Epic Weekly Team here and we're here to announce our new series. Animated Shorts! In this series we will be making short animated videos each week and we want you to tell us what you want for the next video. Hope you enjoy our series and our first instalment called Introduction. And with that we're signing out. BYE!

Friday, 18 April 2014

Pic of the Day - NEW SERIES

Hey Guys.

We're here to introduce a new series called Pic of the Day. In this series we will be uploading epic images. Hope you enjoy.


Hope you enjoyed it and with that we're signing out! Bye

Friday, 11 April 2014

The Raffle Part 2

Hey Guys,

Its me (TheTimeAngel) I'm here to show our next story. I would also once again like to apologise for the lack of uploads. Hope you enjoy the story!



The Raffle Part 2

It was funeral day and Tony was sitting down on the graveyard bench, reflecting on his mum’s life. He had always loved her but taken her for granted and now she was gone. Tony drifted through these thoughts when suddenly a thought hit him hard on the head. How had his mum died? He had never been told by his dad or the police and when he had seen her corpse it was overflowing with the crimson liquid, this in turn meant  his mum had obviously died from an unnatural cause and it was Tony’s  duty to find out how she died. It was mystery time! And with that he raced out of the cemetery to question the police.

The shadow of the foreboding building suddenly fell over Tony as he approached the police. “Hi,” said Tony at the front office, “I’m the son of-“
“Excuse me can you leave building please, children can’t just stroll in,” interrupted the deep the voice of the officer.
“But-“
“Please leave or security will have to remove you”
“No but-“
“Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you, SECURITY!” And with that the officer signed with his fingers to the other two officers to come and remove Tony. Closer and closer he came until they were nearer enough to claw Tony’s arms. Grabbing him they dragged Tony out of the building. He screamed and kicked even if it had no effect on the bulky men when suddenly an officer yelped out in pain as Tony’s teeth sank into his arm. Immediately one of Tony’s arms were freed and since his fellow worker was hurt the other officer let go of Tony’s other arm giving him a chance to escape.


Did you enjoy? And with that we're signing out. Bye.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Stupid Stories - Alien Mummy Bean

Hey guys its us again with another of our Stupid Stories. Hope you like it enjoy :)






 Old Jack Bean was the resident of squid estate he worked as a hot dog , he always looked at the portrait of his mum because he deeply juices her.One day Old Jack Bean went to his mums house which was a Dog the moment he walked in he saw a florescent blood glow which covered the guts "wat is dis mumi" he explained to his portrait. SUDDENLY a heart shaped pink sheep appeared and kidnapped Old Jack Bean. Moments later he found himself sitting on a stool which looked to be in a metal cube "was is dis mumi"but then, a pink bouncy thing entered the room "It is me child" the pink bouncy thing announced "mumi?" Jack said surprisedly and with that attempted a hug but unfortunately was forced into his mums gooey body and thats where he died


thank you for reading, and as usual with that we're signing out.

Monday, 24 March 2014

Technical Difficulties

Hey Guys,

It's TheTimeAngel and EpicSquirrel85 here. We're just here to apologise for not posting last week. This is due to the computer breaking so we weren't able to post. To apologise we will post double posts on our blog.

Hope you accept our apologise and with that we're signing out. Bye!
 

Friday, 21 March 2014

Stupid Stories - Eating World

Hey guys it's me EpicSquirrel85 with my new series Stupid Stories, made up of stupid words chosen by TheTimeAngel

One lonely march evening Alland Hemerashid sat in silence in his bedroom, counting how much
pineapples he had like a bored 70 year-old grandma.When a huge balloon occurred out on the road.It was either his dinosaur or something tudti happened, Then the investigation begun,
everyone who lived on the street cycled out of bed to witness the thought to be crash. Until someone pointed out, nothing was there. Alland was first to exterminate on to the road. A fuzzy feeling hit him as
his slippers touched the concrete ground, almost like electricity running through him..Everyone, disappointing, went back to cower in their houses....SUDDENLY a flash! A big flash! Lunched out of Alland's hand
nearly eating a house.It was like every donkey on the road was watching in horror as this phenomenon
appeared.Another! Then another launched out until it ate the whole world!

Hope you like it and with that where signing out.Bye Bye :)
      

Sunday, 16 March 2014

The Raffle Part 1



Hey guys, It's me TheTimeAngel again and today we've got this week's story. Hope you enjoy!

The Raffle Part 1

“Welcome, welcome to the Yearly Teacher Death Raffle,” boomed the speakers as Ms Sternem spoke, “I’m glad you could all come because in a few minutes we will find out who our next victim will be.” Crazy laughter filled the room as the projector lit up and showing a picture of a man hugging a child who was clutching a large teddy bear.  The young girl walked of the stage and was replaced with a 12 year old boy. Ms Sternem turned on the audio revealing a wealth of sounds and what the man was saying.
“So you’ve got ticket number 13, right?” said the teacher.                                                                                
“Yes,” replied the boy.
“Well you have won today’s star surprise,” congratulated the teacher.
“And what is the surprise?” asked the boy.
“Well you’re just going to have to wait and see,” replied the man.
The screen faded away and once again the hall was dominated by laughter.

 Tony ran home wondering about what his supposed special prize would be, was it a bike, a ticket to a theme park or even a new console? He paced home and ran up stairs to play with his friends on Mining n Crafting.

After playing for a while an ear piercing scream travelled through the house. Tony leaped down the stairs only to find his mum’s body in a pool of red liquid and a note with the words “DEATH IS APPROUCHING” “What is this sick madness?” asked Tony tearfully. And as if replying a deep voice echoed through the house. “Your madness is far from over and more is yet to come.”  And then just like a few minutes ago he was alone one again.         


Hope you enjoyed the first segment of this story and with that we're signing out.


Sunday, 2 March 2014

EPIC STORY "Bedrock bottom"

Hey people, it's us again posting a new story hope you enjoy!



Bedrock Bottom
“Steve has joined the game is the text that always reads when he respawns and for the record he dies so many times you wouldn’t possibly be able to count. Anyway this is a tale about him so enough chatting and let’s get on with it.”

Steve spawned once again, with a sick feeling that he wasn’t going to get his loot back. Still feeling sick Steve stood up and strolled over to a tree. Wood fell into his inventory as he punched the tree with his bare hands and with one clean swipe he converted the birch logs into planks. And from planks to pickaxes Steve made some wooden tools to go and mine for ore and stone.

After mining a few stacks of stone, Steve converted some into a stone pickaxe before jumping back into his mine shaft to mine the ores that he once couldn’t.

The shaft was dark but Steve pushed on to get to his crafting table. Monsters jumped out nooks and crannies but Steve owned them all. Finally he got back to the surface and to his crafting table where he turned his iron into an iron pickaxe before falling back into his shaft for the final time to retrieve the shining diamonds.

Once Steve had mined the diamonds he headed back, but to his surprise the shaft was infested with more monsters than he had ever seen, all of them charging to grasp the diamonds in their hand. But Steve had learned from all the times of being killed and was now more powerful than ever. He ran across the wall beheading creatures with his iron sword, suddenly spiders pelted out of hole but Steve was prepared and with a leap he killed every last one.

Finally he reached the surface and without taking a breath Steve turned his diamonds into a pickaxe as well as a sword and without waiting any longer he mined and mined to the centre of the blocky world.

Steve mined the final block before bedrock but to his surprise when he mined the final block he suddenly fell in to a vast open space. Although it was two blocks high the space was wide and large but only a few blocks away there was a staircase leading to an obsidian throne. And sitting on the throne was Herobrine, his white eyes glowing the blocks ahead of him. “Hello Stevie” said Herobrine in an eerie childish voice, “I see you’ve come to play.”
“Not play, but slay,” replied Steve.
“Well if that’s what you want do, I’ll tidy my toys and bring out my sword,” said Herobrine as he magically brought out a sword from behind his back. Suddenly Herobrine leaped at Steve but instead of pounding on Steve he instead pounded on the bedrock causing cracks to facture the ground and making blocks fall into the never ending void. Structures collapsed as Steve charged into Herobrine, but Herobrine was fast, faster than lighting, he dodged out of the way before landing behind Steve. “Can’t catch me!” he said in the same creepy voice. Steve turned round to find Herobrine shooting arrows at him, he twirled and jumped to dodge the arrows when suddenly time stopped and Steve felt like a god, but before the moment ended he hit an arrow back to the white eyed creature. The arrow hit Herobrine in the leg causing him to lose balance. He flapped his arms but it was no use and with a final blow Steve kicked him into the void. Herobrine’s arms stretched to grab the platform but it was too late and he was gone.

“Now you may be wondering what happened to Steve and you’d be pleased to know he carried on living his life in peace and what happened to Herobrine is what you won’t expect. He survived and how do I know that. Because I’m am Herobrine and I’ll be coming”


Did you enjoy it? Hope you did nd with that we're signing out.

Good Bye!







First post ANNOUNCMENT

Hey guys it's us Dylan and Alland! Aka TheTimeAngel and EpicSquirrel85! This is our first post and we are  announcing what will be happening on our blog. Each week there will be a fantastic competition as well as great stories, art tutorials and monthly animations. Hope you enjoy this blog and with that we're signing out. Bye Bye!